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Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had everyone in my family sign it. OMG. 4More txt GTALK

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. OMG. 4More txt GTALK

Today, my boyfriend told me he always thought the female orgasm was an urban legend. OMG. 4More txt GTALK

Today, I was pretending to be a monkey for a "documentary". The branch snapped and I fell out of the tree and onto a car roof. It was after school, I fell onto the deans BMW. The video was on facebook before I regained consciousness. OMG. 4More txt GTALK

Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. OMG. 4More txt GTALK